Thursday, October 25, 2007

What should I blog about...........hmmmmm

I must say I am at a loss for a topic to blog about so I think I will throw out a few random thoughts.

Things that make me say, hmmmmmmm.

Should I be concerned if I don't recognize the food items that I clean out of my fridge? A few of them looked and smelled pretty good. I just don't remember offering them to my family.

Mallorie likes to eat dinner with socks on her hands. Should I intervene or just be happy that she is eating?

Is it considered unethical to adjust my scale so it will not weigh me at a higher number then I feel comfortable with?

Is Mallorie seeking attention or is she preparing for a career as a dart thrower when she throws a pencil at the back of my head while I am doing dishes?

Do I need a new hairstyle if Mallorie tosses a pencil at the back of my head and the pencil sticks?

Okay so my brain just collapsed. I am having a hard time remembering the kid's names let alone recall the head scratching moments of the last few days. Here are a few that have been sent to me recently.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out"?

Who was the first person to think that the white thing that came out of a chickens butt looked edible?


If Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why is there a song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in the boat?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

3 comments:

Janet said...

Uhhhh....hmmmmmmmm.

Loved the post!

Anonymous said...

lol maybe he stole them...

ginabad said...

I'll attempt some answers:

Should I be concerned if I don't recognize the food items that I clean out of my fridge?
Please, I can't even remember what I made for breakfast today, let alone dinner any night... Perfectly normal.

Mallorie likes to eat dinner with socks on her hands. Should I intervene or just be happy that she is eating?
Um, clean or dirty socks???

Is it considered unethical to adjust my scale so it will not weigh me at a higher number then I feel comfortable with?
Successful health & weight programs need a healthy self-image, so if it makes you feel good, ADJUST THAT SCALE!

Is Mallorie seeking attention or is she preparing for a career as a dart thrower when she throws a pencil at the back of my head while I am doing dishes?
Dart throwing skills I've only seen utilized in bars & pubs, so nip that one in the butt! LOL...sorry, I always get nervous thinking of my girls going to bars when I recall what I used to do in bars (drinking, I mean!)

Do I need a new hairstyle if Mallorie tosses a pencil at the back of my head and the pencil sticks?
It sticks?? wow.. I'd suggest hair washing first, but as the mom of a toddler & preschooler I can barely EVER find time for my hair.

I don't have answers for the rest, but I'm having a good laugh at your quiz question. Boy, if you are this funny when you have nothing to post, I'm stopping by more often! Thanks for brightening my day.
gina b
www.mom-blog.com